Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Coleman Furnace 2 Flashes But Resets

is sweet to die for their country


This photo was the most watched in Singapore last week. I think it explains itself.


Someone put it on Facebook with the comment: "Why do we need foreign talent in Singapore." The Singaporean Ministry of Defense put her hands to her head. They say that the image was the Army. I think for the logistical problems have discovered that they arise in case of war.


calculate: hire a maid for soldiers to carry gear and two official, there are still ranks; provide experienced masseuses to give massages to the troops after a day of combat, develop jacuzzis tents and trenches with air conditioning, experts predict that the soldiers tucked in at night, lest they miss their mothers; design throwaway guns, saving the soldiers the effort to clean and grease; instruct Versace to design uniforms for the soldiers to replace the ranch for menus prepared by international chefs ... Make war on Singapore is going to get a peak and luckily, the Singaporean armed forces do not require the formation of "bodies escorts" in the style of the novel "Captain Pantoja and the visiting. " Thanks to God, being Singaporean, do not need sex.


Perhaps a cost-saving alternative was to dispense with the soldiers and keep a body of Filipino maids in a state of " Bahala na." Not cause many deaths, but the fear that would give the enemy ...


A traditional slogan of the militia is "It is sweet to die for the fatherland." That slogan here could be switched to "It's even sweeter Singaporean die for their country."

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